The title says it all
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
will be shown in cinemas
not long from now
And Nuffnang is more than awesome
to be giving premiere invites for this movie
you can enter the contest by looking at this post
So hrmm what do i like about the twilight saga?
No. 1
Well for me its not like some Dracula movie
that just hungers on human blood and
is scared off by garlic cheese naans and crosses
wthhh
No. 2
Its has twists to the story as it adds in Werewolves
No. 3
It has awesome characters playing out in the movie
Now everyone..
Get ready for Laughs in this post i made!
*pictures are just treats for the eyes*
Introducing the 1st Character:
EDWARD CULLEN!
I have no idea why girls think he is hot? lol
(i mean the real Edward Cullen)
Edward is a 104 year old vampire (yea man he lives so long)
that has very fast movements
He SUCKS on animal blood
He loves Bella
and his skin GLITTERS IN THE SUN
*omg its like so bedazzled*
*reminds me of XiaXue*
and the 2nd Character is:
JACOB BLACK!
as you can see
this is the pirated version of Jacob black as:
he has marker pen six packs!
LOL
alright in the movie
Jacob is a Werewolf
with a super Hot Body *drools*
(yes girls & guys dont deny it!)
is in love with Bella also
and err errr...
HE IS JUST HOT COMPARED TO THE 1ST Movie
To set the record straight:
i do have six packs! lol
wtflol!! *perasan case*
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Viewers discretion is advised
The following content may sore the eyes of Girls/Guys anybody!
and i'm not liable for anything that happens!
This may also result in
puking, brain damage, sores & disgustism
(is there such a word? lol)
lol
so shall we proceed?
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Our 3rd Character is:
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BELLA SWAN!!
ZOMG WTF BBQ LALALA SHIKIDI KARABAKANA!!!!
OMG!Y%^@@$)$*!$&$!$@###%^&!@######
okays so thats Bella lol
Bella is a normal girl
with some kinda "shielding power" she is yet to find out
she is in love with Edward and a lil bit towards Jacob
omg playerr!!! lol wthhhh
The only part i hate about Bella is:
The helplessness of her at times!
hahaha
okays so thats all for this post
-outz-
Comments
this is simple creative!
where did you get the dress from? =D
kenwooi.com
awesome post. u'll get the tickets for sure XD
regards,
http://rabiatuladawiyahzakaria.blogspot.com/
Joyce C: awesome =) hehe glad i made your day hahaa... err i think i dont have permits lol
Kenwooi: got it from my sister lol
Ying Zi: i'm not that gay yet my dear
Copykate: =D i'm just too crazy at times haha...feel damn gay actually lol
Hitomi: thx =) erm my sisters
Rabiatul: hehe thx =)
Good luck in winning tickets! :)
btw, the dress reli suits u. Kudos =)
http://colourlessopinions.blogspot.com/2009/11/twilight-sucks-part-2.html
http://colourlessopinions.blogspot.com/2009/11/twilight-sucks.html
love this man! *^_~*
sasa: hehe thx =) it was a crazy thing i did i guess lol
samantha: siao ah? i not gay lol =.=
lisa: hehe thx =D
ericson: OMG? =S 1st time hearing that
Nicol: hahaaa that pics were meant to disgust ppl actually hahaa =) thx!
Ynot: well its not to say i dislike twilight..but this post is just for laughs =)
Angel: didn't wana put glitter as i had classes the next morning...scared it can't come all off so yeah..i didn't wanna go all "SHINY" to college hahaa